Spring Fever

My children have been felled by the vicious Spring Fever. Symptoms of this disease may include (but are not limited to):

Trips to the playground in flip-flops

Ditching footwear altogether at the playground

Twirling around the yard for no apparent reason

Digging out the Easter baskets and finding new uses for them

Having school outside

Trying out sunglasses

Excessive use of the swingset, even after the sun goes down

Should your children experience any of these symptoms, put them outside immediately and for as long as possible. The disease should wind down once temperatures reach the 90s.